Aunt Bee of Mayberry, NC
North Carolina Representative Virginia Foxx says healthcare reform with a public option will put senior-citizens to death. Though unconfirmed, it’s widely believed that Foxx is a member of the Aunt Bee Conspiracy Group, a collection of Goobers who believe Aunt Bee of Mayberry, North Carolina, was just one of the many seniors put to death by government-run healthcare. Aunt Bee was forced onto Medicare after profit-driven health insurers, including UnitedHealth, Cigna, WellPoint, Humana, and Blue Cross/Blue Shield, denied her coverage due to a pre-existing illness. Aunt Bee died in 1989 just shy of her 87th birthday.
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